Luxury SUVs are like fine wines—they get better with time, have their own distinct flavors, and cost about as much as a vineyard. But if you're in the market for a full-size, luxury land yacht, three names rise to the top: the Cadillac Escalade, the Lexus LX 600, and the Infiniti QX80.

While all three claim to offer power, prestige, and plush interiors, let’s be honest—one of them is clearly the king of the road. (Hint: It starts with a “C” and rhymes with “Escalade.”) Let’s break it down and see why the Escalade leaves the competition playing catch-up.

If you're spending luxury-SUV money, you want to make an entrance.

 • Cadillac Escalade – It’s big, bold, and demands attention like a celebrity on a red carpet. The Escalade’s massive front grille, sharp LED lighting, and aerodynamic (but still imposing) body make it look like it should have its own bodyguard.

 • Lexus LX 600 – It’s elegant, sure, but it still carries that “I’m trying to be stylish but also don’t want to offend anyone” vibe. It’s sophisticated, but it won’t have people craning their necks.

 • Infiniti QX80 – This one has a nice shape, but let’s face it—it’s been rocking the same design for over a decade. It’s like wearing a 2010 tuxedo to a 2025 gala. Still nice, but the times have changed.

Winner: Cadillac Escalade – It’s the head-turner in the bunch.

If you're going to spend hours on the road, you might as well be wrapped in luxury and tech wizardry.

 • Cadillac Escalade – Step inside, and it's like entering a futuristic lounge. The massive 38-inch curved OLED display, AKG 36-speaker sound system, and available Super Cruise hands-free driving make this feel like a private jet on wheels. Also, let’s talk about space—third-row passengers aren’t just tolerated; they’re comfortable.

 • Lexus LX 600 – Lexus does comfort well, and its leather quality is top-notch. But the infotainment system still feels a bit behind the times, and the third row is… well, it exists. Just hope your passengers are either kids or yoga instructors.

 • Infiniti QX80 – Infiniti gives you leather and wood trim, but the tech setup? It’s like Infiniti forgot to update the system since 2015. The screens are tiny, and the interface feels like it's still running dial-up.

Winner: Cadillac Escalade – You want next-gen luxury? This is it.

A luxury SUV should have the muscle to back up its size. Let’s see who delivers the most satisfying punch.

 • Cadillac Escalade – The standard 6.2L V8 cranks out 420 horsepower, and if that’s not enough, there’s an available Escalade-V with a 682-horsepower supercharged V8. That’s right—an Escalade that can make a sports car cry.

 • Lexus LX 600 – Lexus swapped its old V8 for a twin-turbo V6 making 409 horsepower. It’s efficient, but there’s something about a luxury SUV without a V8 that just feels… wrong.

 • Infiniti QX80 – The QX80 comes with a 3.5L V6 putting out 450 horsepower, but it’s not exactly quick. Think “confident cruiser” rather than “powerhouse.”

Winner: Cadillac Escalade – More power, more fun, and if you get the V model, more bragging rights.

At the end of the day, the Escalade dominates. It has the best presence, the most cutting-edge tech, and the kind of power that makes highway on-ramps feel like launchpads.

 • Lexus LX 600? A solid choice if you like quiet luxury, but it lacks the wow factor.

 • Infiniti QX80? Still decent, but in dire need of a design refresh.

 • Cadillac Escalade? The king of the luxury SUV jungle.

If you’re looking for a ride that says “I’ve made it” while offering every high-end feature imaginable, the Escalade is the only way to go. Find yours today at Sapaugh Cadillac in Missouri—and start ruling the road.